No Ma'am

Becca shrugged, they probably all sucked. She grabbed the one Vivi had labelled, 'No Ma'am', and put it on. "Ok so what does it do?" Becca asked.

"Well it turns you into a misogynist."

Becca blinked, "What? But I'm a woman..."

"Women can be misogynistic too you know. It starts slow but soon you'll see your world view shifting until you believe women are totally inferior to men."

"What? I don't want that..." Becca tried to pull it off, to no avail, "How do I get it off?"

"Oh that's easy," Vivi smiled infuriatingly. Becca hated her so much. "To remove it all you have to do is submit to a man. Only a man can remove it, but just for fun you and Cody can't explain the ring or draw any attention to it."

"So I guess this leaves my plan to free my body stuck in limbo...can't confront Fawkes if I'm going to want to take Kennedy's place."

"Well, I may have an idea..." Vivi grabbed another object off a shelf behind her, "This is a new type of body swapper I've been working on. Instead of swapping minds, it just alters the bodies to look like each other. So if you shoot Kennedy with it, she'll look like you do now, herself, and you'll get your old body back. It only changes the body, so the piercings, clothes, the ring, they'd all stay the same."

That could actually work...Fawkes might even agree to it. He did want **** on Kennedy after all, "What's the catch?" Because there was always a catch.

"No catch. Except the price. $10,000." Vivi said with a smile.

"$10,000! No way..." Becca didn't have the kind of money. Wait, Becca didn't. But Kennedy might..."Do you have MasterCard?"

A short trip to the checkout later and Becca and Cody walked out of the store with a new ring and a brand new bodyswapper. Now she just needed to get her body back and find a man to remove her ring.

Becca pulled out her phone to call another cab when she heard a man's voice, "Excuse me miss..."