Naruto

"N-Naruto!?" Hinata exclaims surprised to see him at her room. Sakura yells into her gag hopping to get his attention, and does.

"Hinata-chan...what are you doing with Sakura?" Naruto asks walking in.

"well...she said you had a big dick...and i assumed she had seen it during...intercourse with you" Hinata stutters, "I-I just wanted to... I guess teach her a lesson for touching my Naruto"

"your Naruto?" Naruto asks, "look maybe she saw me in the hot springs or something... we never had sex... though i like the fact that this represents a good opportunity for me" Naruto says, Sakura gulps hearing this, her hopes of escape dwindling.

"And for flying off the handle I think you need punishing too" Naruto says to Hinata... who almost faints with happiness.