BBC lockdown

My name is Ross. I live in a basement of a pretty cool old boarding house. There are 14 total students living in a total of 9 bedrooms. The basement is kinda wide open so Markus and I have gotten to know each other pretty well. Our interests dont overlap much. He is a big, well liked black man, who spends most of his time chaising chicks or playing sports. I mostly read conspiracies online or spy on people.

The 12 others are all elite level hotties. I hacked the application process and even shared misleading info with a variety of parties to influence who would live here.

When the lockdown order got released nobody could believe it. I was ready - been reading crazy shit like that online for years. The girls kinda panicked, crying and shit. Here is a breakdown of who they are:

Jennifer LH from cant hardly wait

Reese W (fear)

Lacey Chab3rt (daddy daycare)

Sarah MG (cruel intentions)

Annasophia R (the way way back)

Brec Bassinger (All Night)

Vanessa L3ngies (waiting)

Jessica A (Honey)

Amanda S3yfri3d (mamma mia)

Br00km0nk

Lor3n Gr3y

Madelaine P (riverdale)

Details on the lockdown - campus sent out a text/email alerts to all student enforcing immediate lockdown at the current location (dorm, house, appt). Updates to come tonight at 8pm - highway is closed entering/leaving town. Lockdown is due to a highly dangerous virus that is currently loose within the town. If anyone is feeling ill please dial 911.