You do:

You walk over to Krista’s room and slip in, pushing the door mostly closed behind you. Her room was always impressive no matter how many times you had been there.

The Deepoles were pretty well off, and Krista’s room reflected it. It was at least a time and a half bigger than yours. A four post bed was on a raised platform on one side of the room; she two desks, one with a big custom gaming computer and the other a tidy workspace; a walk in closet that was pretty much the size of a truck; a huge tv on one wall with a couch facing it; and a corner that was curtained off, which was new, it had been a few bookshelves, but you can see those have been moved.

You drop down on the couch, sending a quick message to your mom, letting her know you were at Krista’s.

As you’re waiting you notice the couch is a bit lumpy in one spot, figuring it is probably a blanket or piece of clothing that got under the cushions you reach under. Only instead of cloth, your fingers land on something kind of rubbery. And while the shape is definitely a bit strange, you know what you’ve just grabbed.

You haven’t heard her leave the shower yet so you pull the dildo out from under the cushions. It isn’t just a dildo, it is a very large horse dildo, something you would expect to see on bad dragon. You stare at it for a few seconds, trying to imagine this monstrous thing going inside someone. Which is difficult to imagine, let alone to think that your best friend had such an oversized toy.