Positive Outcome

"Hey, babes!" Chelsie said brightly to her livestream. "We've got good news. Tell them cucky!"

"Well," Douglas said, smiling wanly. "We're pregnant."

"And not just pregnant, we're ..."

"Black pregnant." Douglas confirmed.

"And how do we know that, cucky?"

"Cause I ain't getting pussy." Chelsie smiled big, beaming at her husband.

"Exactly right."