The Office

Ben heard the final few notes of the recognizable theme song from The Office. It was always on, but he always found it good for a laugh. Ben packed the bowl on his bong before lighting the contents and taking a deep rip. He exhaled and laughed as Dwight and Pam had a misunderstanding. He focused his attention on Pam, the sexy secretary and reached over to his end table, feeling around for his bottle of lotion. His hand bumped the remote, knocking it from the table. Ben caught it with a relieved sigh, but his finger pressed the "input subject" button as he caught the remote.

Ben Jenkins was surrounded by a flash of light, and when it faded, he was standing in the conference room of the Dunder Mifflin Scranton office in a dirty tank top and boxer shorts. He tried to figure out what happened when the door flew open and slammed shut leaving a shocked Pam Beesley staring at the strange man in his underwear. Ben couldn't think of what to do, so in his panic, he pressed the "mute" button on the remote. Pam screamed for help, but no sound came out.

She looked terrified at her silent screams and reached for the door. Ben again freaked out and pressed the "pause" button, leaving the TV character frozen in place. He looked down in awe at the seemingly supernatural electronic device in his hand. Curiously, he decided to see what the "input command" button would do. He pressed it and the red microphone button flashed, so he pressed it next before saying "I really want someone to explain what's going on."

Pam unfroze and turned robotically toward Ben. "I think it's clear that your universal remote transported you into this fictional world and gives you power of reality."

After speaking, Pam looked around in horror again before darting for the door. He pressed the "input command" button again and quickly followed by depressing the microphone button, "Pam stop!"

Immediately, the sexy redhead stopped in her tracks.

"Why did I listen to you? What's going on?"

Ben pressed the "input command" button again and spoke into the remote, "Pam, you are going to obey every command I give you. And you're going to be happy to do it."

"What would you like me to do sir?"