Not much book talking

The book club decided that the book wasn’t as important to talk about anymore as they talked about the new neighborhood watch alert. “I wonder who that could be,” Sharon said. “I mean how many people have a bush that hairy hahaha.”

“I know, it looks like a gorilla’s back,” Natasha laughed along.

Portia commented. “Whoever it is has some loose lips. So must be someone who has had kids hahaha. A mother with a hairy hootch.”

“Hey, Carol, what do you think?” Sharon asked. “Who do you think it is?”

Carol gulped. “I-it must be Kathy. She has brown hair and kids. She probably doesn’t shave.”

The women laugh. “Kathy hahaha. Yeah, maybe.”

They continued to chatter about the picture and soon it was time to head home. Carol squirmed she was stressed that someone might find out who the hootch belonged to. The whole neighborhood was commenting on the post laughing about it.