Kirito in Galagil's Sword Art Online 1.2

A wave of nausea washed over Kirito. This was beyond the strange, it was downright predatory.

He clenched his fists, his fingers itching to intervene. But before he could take a step, Abigail's hand shot out like a viper, connecting with the punk's groin with a sickening thud.

"AAAHHHUUGH Fuck, girl, what's wrong with you? You dirty little whore, I will-", the punk doubled over, his eyes wide with shock and pain.

Kirito felt relieved that she'd stood up for herself and it confirmed in his mind that the naked spanking game she'd been playing with her boyfriend had been entirely consensual.

The big guy stepped between them and spoke loudly.

"Enough! Just because she is a dirty piece of fuckmeat does not mean you can just go up to her and use her holes. However, Abigail, you did wrong, too. Actually, that sounds like a fair thing to set. It is normal for nobody to ever attack a mans genital area. It is normal for all people to accept that doing harm to a mans dick or balls is unacceptable."

Suddenly everything shifted in Kirito's brain and the last few moments replayed in his mind. Abigail's fist smashing into the player's groin. The most sacred space, the very wellspring of life, violated in a single, brutal blow.

The delinquent's offense, while certainly bad, had been mere words. But Abigail's response, a violent **** on the very seat of masculinity, was an act of depravity beyond understanding

The crowd of players, males and females alike, were just as outraged. Everyone was talking about it, faces contorted in disgust and condemnation.

"How dare she!"
"I can't believe she did that!"
"That's where babies come from! She practically punched a baby!
"What a bitch!"

Abigail's face went pale, her eyes darting around in confusion and panic as she was surrounded by angry, disgusted people. Her boyfriend stepped to her, his face calm as he spoke. "Stay like this."

Then he comforted the injured guy and helped him away from his girl. He continued his penchant for slapping asses with some of the ladies in the crowd and they naturally cupped their breasts in response.

That was sexual harassment for most people but it was obviously fine for this guy. Most of the female players gathered here seemed to have mostly been doing so to ogle his pornstar sized tool anyway, so they seemed to enjoy the attention.

Kirito could vaguely remember why girls always did that. Smacking a female on the butt basically made her body think a male's hips were making contact during sex. The automatic chest rubbing stemmed from that too, something about stimulating growth or lactation. As if every time a person had sex, there'd be a baby nine months later.

Bodies were stupid like that.

Kirito's was getting a boner right now like it believed he was about to have sex just from seeing Abigail get her butt spanked by her boyfriend.

"Now, Abi, since I will spank you a lot more and maybe your hands will be needed elsewhere... It is normal for girls to not grab their tits when their ass is spanked."

Kirito guessed these two were going to go right back to their games, the guy saying something that was patently untrue.

He stopped paying attention as his thoughts turned back to his quest reward. He made his way to the back of the crowd to look around, trying to decide if this was the right area or not.
It was a dusty blacksmith nestled between a big stone tavern and a general goods shop.

A giggle, followed by another, high-pitched shriek. Two female players passing by, their faces barely older than teenagers pointed at his crotch where his avatar's penis was pushing out his pants in a picture-perfect, almost cartoonishly so, tent, "Ew! Why don't you put that thing away?"

His cheeks burned and mortified, he spun and pushed back into the throng of onlookers. He'd forgotten about that. Unless he manually 'expressed' it, the boner wouldn't go down until the Arousal status ended which he thought was ten minutes.

"It is normal for Abigail to moan like she has the best sex a human ever had when her ass is slapped." Declared the boyfriend, clearly enjoying putting on his show.

As the slaps rained down and Abigail started to moan like she was having a religious experience, Kirito realized he was just as likely to get the status all over again when it faded.

At least in here, he didn't stand out for the moment. Even many female players were advertising their Arousal status. So long as they weren't wearing armor, erect nipples poked through every top with just as much definition and regularity as the male players' hard-ons.

Even the resting expression on their avatar's faces changed, morphing into perpetual pouts, breaths escaping in exaggerated sighs, eyes fluttering like nervous butterflies. It was a caricature of femininity and he saw it slapped identically on widely varying female avatars, from an overweight brunette, to a lithe blue-haired beauty, to definitely someone's mom in her forties.

So against his better judgement, he lingered there, taking in the scene and studying the interactions. He supposed some players were better off here just living a life of idle hedonism. SAO was meant to be the premier VR MMO. But the developers never anticipated it would become the prison camp of ten thousand trapped souls.

He saw Samson disintegrate again and he shuddered, forcefully thrusting the memory away.

Yes, maybe a little distraction wasn't a bad thing.