I wish

"I wish Wonder Woman was totally in love with me and was here to turn Harley Quinn into a sex **** as a token of Wonder Woman's love for me."

There was a flash of light that was blinding.

When he could see again he saw Wonder Woman standing in front of him, staring at him with adoration. On the ground beside her was Harley Quinn, wrapped up in the magic lasso in a way that would make a japanese shibari pervert proud.

"My love." Wonder Woman smiled at him and raising a hand she cupped his cheek with her hand. She smirked and waggled her eyebrows, "I have a gift for you."

"I can see that."

"When I am done with her this little trollop will be hopelessly devoted to you. And by living to serve you she will finally pay back what she owes society." Wonder Woman have the end of the lasso a tug, which caused Harley to let out a whimper as her various bindings pulled tight in special places.

"Are... uh, are you sure? A sex ****? Not very feminist." Time to test the wish to see if Wonder Woman was actually in love with him enough to compromise her principles.

Wonder Woman laughed and smiled a little more. "But what could be more important than satisfying you? And it is not like we are dealing with a law abiding citizen who has done nothing wrong. Harley Quinn will do more for society by serving as a recepticle for your sexual needs when I cannot, then in being a lunatic of few morals on the loose."

"Well..." he shrugged, "you arent wrong. Harley as my living fleshlight is better for Gotham."

"Indeed. You see why my course of action is the correct one."

Looked like the wish was working. Wonder Woman didnt even bat an eye when he compared Harley to a fleshlight.

Now how to press his luck?