P-18 Morty Alfa

Morty's mind couldn't quite grasp what his grandfather's Hologram had just said, yet he was excited to find out what it was about.

“ wow … wow and … What is it? ”

“ Isn't it obvious? It's a project that real me designed to help you with your... burp... let's say, little problem of few balls and many holes. ”

“ Hey, are you saying....”

“ Don't play dumb with me, Morty. We both know it's… burp… more likely that the Sun will turn into a supernova ahead of schedule than you getting laid before you die… heh heh heh, ” Holo-Rick said mordantly.

That, of course, greatly upset the young man, who expressed it by crossing his arms and turning his back to Holo-Rick.

“ Oh, excuse me, not everyone is a great Casanova who can screw beautiful aliens and many other beings from the multiverse. ”

Holo-Rick instantly appeared in front of the annoyed young man.

“ Okay, I went… burp… a little too far, I'm going to be frank, real me was a shitty grandfather and wanted to give you this so you could have something good from him. ”

“ No... no, I exaggerated too, although it wasn't all completely shitty, we had our good times, ” Morty said more calmly.

“ Right! Like the time we went to… burp… Atlantis… ha ha ha. ”

“ That's right! .... geez and all those sexy mermaids... ha ha ha. ”

They laughed for a brief moment.

“ That's what I'm talking about, Morty. With Project Morty Alfa, the mermaid thing will seem like child's play. ”

“ Is... is that serious, Holo-Rick? ”

“ Do neutrinos move faster than light? ”

“ Uhhh... ”

“ Forget it… just repeat after me. Activate P18-Morty Alfa. ”

“ Uh... Is it safe? ” Morty asked fearfully.

The young man had good reason to be afraid. His bitter experiences with his grandfather's insane inventions have made him quite fearful of what would happen next.

“ The hell... burp... Who do you think you're talking to? A psychopath? ”

“ Uh… precisely why. ”

“ Grr crap... okay, I promise nothing bad will happen to you... burp... There, you big coward, ” Holo-Rick said irritated.

Although it wasn't much, it was enough to make Morty feel more relaxed.

“ Okay, Activate P18-Morty. ”

Immediately, he heard a click. When he turned, he saw that a section of the floor, about a meter wide, was opening. From there emerged a metal box with a thumbprint instead of a lock.

“ Put your thumb there. ”

He obeyed, and the box opened easily. Inside, the first thing he saw were 3 guns. One had a syringe with a blue liquid, the other was a small portal gun, the last looked like a memory gun, and there was also a small red crystal.

“ Oh geez... oh geez…. it’s .... It's a portal gun! ” Morty said excitedly.

“ I knew it would blow your mind, but it’s for limited use. I… burp… configured it to only work with your DNA. The other things too. ”

The still excited young man looked at the other things with curiosity.

“ And the others? ”

“ The memory gun, do you remember it? … Or not? …heh heh… it's in case you screw up, it can get you out of trouble... burp... I'll tell you about the crystal later… the best thing is The Morty Alfa. ”

Morty held the gun with the blue liquid.

“ This and... and what does it do? ”

“ So as not to melt your brain… burp… I’ll say that it will make a gradual reconfiguration of your DNA in specific areas such as hormone production, behavioral patterns, and other things. ”

“ Eeeh…. ”

Morty's eyes stared into space, not understanding much of his explanation, which the Hologram noticed.

“ Grr… crap, in short, it will change the biochemistry of your body little by little until it turns you into a real alpha male… burp… someone that no girl could resist. ”

“ Ooh... that means girls will love me, ” said the young man, understanding better.

“ They will love you... burp... they will get wet, they will have very wet dreams with you and they will even fight to have you... They will be crazy about you! ”

Morty's mind was spinning around the room. Being coveted by sexy girls and being able to screw them was his biggest dream.

“ Oh geez…. this is fantastic Holo-Rick… damn it’s the best gift in the world. ”

“ Calm down, calm down, stud. This will be progressive and has its processes... first of all, you must inject The Morty Alfa. ”

Again, the fears that something horrible would happen to him took over his head, making him tremble.

“ Oh come on! I ran 1,569,678 simulations to be sure... burp... AND IT IS SAFE, YOU IDIOT! ” Holo-Rick said annoyed.

“ It’s… it’s… okay. ”

Morty took a deep breath about 3 times, closed his eyes and injected it into his arm, opened them to watch as the strange blue liquid disappeared to enter his body.

“ You see? You haven't exploded... burp... crybaby. ”

“ Well... well... but when will it take effect... ahhhh... ggrrrrrr. ”

Quickly, young Smith fell to the floor, convulsing in pain. It was as if hundreds of needles were piercing his flesh.

“ Aagg … ahh Rick .... grrr”

“ IT’S WORKING, BABY! YOU’RE FEELING IT! YOUR NEW LIFE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN… SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PATHETIC AND VIRGIN EXISTENCE! ” Holo-Rick shouted euphorically.

“ GGRRR … bbghbkl ... help … mmhjjbn … gggrrrr”

Painfully, he tried to ask for help, but the words did not come out clearly.

“ COME ON, IT’S THE BEGINNING OF GREAT AND HORNY ADVENTURES… BURP… GIRLS WILL RAIN AROUND YOU FROM EVERYWHERE FOR YOU TO SCREW THEM IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY, IT WILL BE GREAT, GREAT MORTY! ”

And so, with a hysterical Holo-Rick screaming and screaming until poor Morty passed out....