5.5 designated partners

It was hard, nay impossible for the genie to be honest with such an innocent young lass despite his tragically horrible looks. The truth of the matter was that Figger was meant to be alone forever, for his genes to die off, etc, but as the wish genie the genie couldn't simply say no to him so instead he devised an idea, if he couldn't create or trickle someone onto his path, the genie would change the whole world itself into a means of giving Figger compassion, rather than his intent of love. Thus the genie made his wish, changing reality so that the government would take a personal stand to the people's matches, instead of big black Darnell fucking some flat 2 bit pipsqueak, he would be fucking Patricia or Maya, likewise Figger would get the same. Though Figger would not be able to find love and a companion, by having him scientifically checked for stamina, size and durability, he would be matched with the perfect woman who would suit his style perfectly, bringing them both great deals of satisfaction and allowing Figger to get laid.