Things get weirder.

The new Sam stared at the passed-out Sam on the floor in wonder. "Is that... am I? Ooof..." Her eyes swam and she leaned her head back against the pantry shelf. "My... mouth? Mouth isn't working. I'm making the words wrong."

Janet rolled her eyes. Apparently her ****-out stupor was part of what was copied to Jake. She reached out her hand to touch the semi-conscious woman.

"No, wait-" Sam had time to register a brief protest before Janet touched her shoulder. Her eyes went wide, then changed colors. In a matter of a few seconds, Janet was staring back up at Janet.

"What the fuck was that?" Jake-Janet asked. "Was I her? Am I you? Who the fuck even am I?"

Jerry and Janet spoke simultaneously. "You're me." Jerry paused. "I mean her." He shuffled off to the bedroom, leaving the Janets together with their **** sister.

They stared at each for a long moment before Jake/Janet spoke softly.

"I'm not real, am I? I mean, I'm you and you're me. I can feel it - I'm exactly Janet. I have all of your memories, all of your mannerisms and knowledge, even your-"

"Tendency to interrupt?" The other Janet asked, and they both chuckled. The joke dissolved some of the tension.

"Exactly! And I'll bet if you tested us we'd be indistinguishable. Genetically, psychologically, and physically - I am Janet, and I know it. Until someone else touches me." She shook her head sadly. "God, it hurts. Not physically, but psychically. Having your entire identity reshaped on the fly feels like... well, it feels like I'm being shredded on a level I didn't know existed."

"Do you remember being Sam or Jake?" original Janet asked with curiosity.

"Jake, yeah. Sam, not so much," Jake/Janet chuckled. "Whatever you gave her is strong. I doubt she's gonna remember much of this tomorrow. But yes, I can recall Jake's whole life. It feels like a movie, though... distant, faded, unreal. I remember dying trying to escape your captivity, but it's like it happened to somebody else. Which I suppose it did."

Janet helped Jake/Janet up and they stared at each for a second. The original blushed, realizing her doppelganger was ogling her ass. She stepped closer and put her arms around Jake/Janet's torso, pressing into the small of her back.

"If you're really me, then you'll know that there's something I've always been curious about..."

Jake/Janet grinned. "I mean, how many opportunities am I - are we - gonna have? This is the kind of thing most people can barely imagine, let alone try. So how-"

She was cut off as Janet darted her head forward, locking lips and shoving her tongue down Jake/Janet's throat. At the same time, her hands wandered south and pressed against her clone's ample backside, drawing them together. They stayed like that for several seconds, just feeling their own bodies against each other. Finally they broke the kiss. Elsewhere in the house, they heard Jerry open the bedroom door and go into the guest bedroom. Jake/Janet took her by the hand and led her into the master bedroom.