The "Most Perfect" baby

Out of the gaping vagina, came pink goo. However, it was still moving. It spilled on the bed, and Bessie was looking at it.

Bessie was in a panic. "Wh-What are you?"

The slime turned and twisted, and looked towards Bessie. No, it felt like it looked towards her, when it didn't even have eyes. Bessie calmed down a bit.

"This thing is not my enemy, and cannot harm me in any way." (Snap)

Only after that was she a bit relaxed. She then wales towards it and tried to pick it up, since she wasn't in any danger at all. However, as soon as she touched it, she felt a jolt of electricity. A shock was delivered to her brain. She jumped back, and looked at it again.

"What... What are you?" She once again said.

She then saw the slime turn and twist, before a slit opened. And from it, flowed out a sound. "Hello, Aunt, Me, Baby, Speak, Not." It seemed the slime... No, the baby was trying to communicate. Wait, is that normal? Bessie was a bit taken back, but then she remembered, that with that amount of semen, a "perfect baby" would be born.

'So... Was this the peak evolution? No, wait, it doesn't seem to be stable though... Should I help it?'

"This kid is a smart kid, with IQ over 9000. It can understand and adapt human speech. It also loves it's aunt Bessie very much, and cannot go against what she says, and acts as a cute kid in front of me." (Snap)

She had wanted a cute baby ever since she saw one of her cousins have a baby girl, and now, she had a nephew... Or a niece?

"What gender are you? Wait, let's teach you how to speak first. Can you climb on my shoulder?" She reached her hand out, and the slime, seemingly understanding her, climbed on her hand and on her shoulder. It was a moving slime, thick and wet, and gave Bessie a weird feeling. It was also a bit big, and was pressing on Bessie's shoulder.

"Wow, I am strong enough to carry 10 of you." (Snap)

Bessie then fixed her posture and the slime quietly sat on her shoulder.

"Oh, I guess I should name you something... Wait, what gender are you again? No, I don't think perfect beings have anything like genders... You are also immortal now, huh? I think as a slime, your energy mechanic is efficient enough, using 100% of what you take in. (Snap) It aslo seems like you can polymorph to look like anything, once you have some skills." (Snap)

She fantasized about what a perfect being was.

"Okay, I have decided, you will be named Albie. So, Dear Albie, should your beautiful Aunt teach you how to speak?"

"Gu gu!" Albie seemed excited.