Madison Beer

My roommate was Madison Beer. We were like siblings to one another due to how close our parents were when we were kids, but I had always wanted more.

One day, she was outside waiting for an Uber to take her out for a day with friends.

"Found a job yet?" she asked me.

"Why?" I joked. "Am I freeloading too much?"

She stuck her tongue out at me. "I don't mind you staying with me, dude. Just kinda surprised you haven't found a new job yet is all."

"Well, I do still need to polish my hypnosis skills."

"You wanna test them on me?" Madison asked.

"If you're game."

"I don't think that will work on me anyways," she said as she cancelled her ride.

"Okay," I said. "But if you get hypnotized, you have to...buy and eat Chinese food with me for a week."

I knew she hated Chinese food, so I figured she should put her money where her mouth was.

"Deal!" she said.

Ten minutes later, Madison is entranced on the couch. I figured I would mess with her while I had her in this trance.