Lauren's gotta go

Lauren saw one of the chapters was by splotch himself. Great, head douche bag had written one called 'Lauren's Gotta Go'. Furious that after editing her chapter he added more, she clicked it and read.

What Lauren was neglecting to think of was all that water she'd drunk. In addition to sweating it out in the heat, she'd absolutely filled her bladder. She hadn't really noticed but as she read the words she suddenly felt like she was about to burst.

So, unable to finish reading Lauren jumped up and ran to the bathroom butt naked. From behind the door the sound of urinating came, followed by a relieved sigh. Lauren was embarrassed to admit she'd been so worked up she almost didn't make it! That was close!

What Lauren didn't know because she hadn't finished this chapter was that as she peed the front door swung open...