You meet your roomate

you walk to the room and enter

Shirou: hi you must be Aiden, looks like I will be your roommate while were here

Aiden: I was told you chose me why?

Shirou: well I'm dating Rin and you are dating Sakura, so I thought we could get to know each other

Aiden: really that's the reason

Shirou: what else could it be

Aiden: how about the fact that your bitch of a girlfriend hates me because I'm a foreigner

Shirou: hey, that's uncalled for

Aiden: she wants you to keep an eye on me

Aiden: well go ahead, I don't care if you watch me the entire trip, just stay out of my way

Shirou: fine

Aiden: I'm taking the big bed

Shirou: I already claimed it

you punch Shirou really hard in the stomach

Shirou: FUCK, what was that for

Aiden: don't talk back to me gook

Aiden: I'm gonna shower be sure that side of the room is cleaned up when I get out

you go take a shower

Shirou: fucking asshole

Shirou: rin was right about him, I need to help Rin open Sakura's eyes to what kind of monster he is

at that moment someone knocks on the door and Shirou opens

Shirou: yes, can I help you

Ochako: is Aiden here

Shirou: uhm yes

Aiden: OCHAKO THAT YOU

Ochako; YES MASTER

Aiden: DON'T MIND THAT LOSER AND GET IN HERE

Ochako: AS YOU WISH

Ochako pushes Shirou aside and comes running into the bathroom

Shirou: what the hell is going on

Ochako: FFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

Shirou looks into the bathroom after hearing Ochako's scream and sees how you are fucking her

Shirou: holy fuck, I guess i don't need to wait long for evidence

Shirou takes a picture and leaves the room