Persist and investigate amidst the trees

Ah hell, I really should see whatever it is. If it came to it I could handle meself.

Your curiosity pushes you further into the woods. Still barely in view of your allies at the pool, you gracefully stride between the trees before coming upon something of interest. From behind a tree you can make out a lone boot. Creeping further, now quieter, you can see someone is attached to this boot. It’s Darren!? He sits behind the tree clearly trying to remain silent. He must’ve followed you from camp. You round the tree to be face-to-face. Standing over him now, he sees you and a look of panic washes over his face.

“Eep look I can explain! It’s not what it looks like!”

“Dunno Darren looks pretty bad, you just drop by to ogle at a couple gal’s in the nude?”

“No! I-!” He starts his defense but pauses. You feel his eyes crawl down your body before resting upon your elven slit only a few feet from his face. Your face flushes red with embarrassment and your hands shoot out to cover your exposed privates. You hadn’t considered the fact you were naked when initiating this conversation.

“Hey quit lookin’ you perv!” You yell defensively.

“Ah I can’t help it you’re so close to me!” He says covering his eyes. “Look I only came here because you guys left camp without checking in, honest! I was lookout that’s kinda my job.”

“And who’s keeping lookout now that you snuck off lad?”

“Uhhhhhhh.” His expression turns to that of guilt.

“And you left camp unguarded! Seriously?”

Darren’s an idiot and him thinking with his prick may have compromised the camp’s security. What should I say?