Sexy Coeds (gone wild optional)

Nowhereville University Campus is, much like the rest of the area, a very normal setup: leafy green areas framing a mix of 20th and 21st architectural styles placed seemingly at random. Students dot the surroundings, either gawping at the closed-off area or bustling to whatever class they're supposed to be attending.

As is typically the case with Western universities these days, most of these students are women.

Hot young women.

Some of them insanely hot young women.

It's honestly difficult at times to know where to put one's eyes, especially in summer. But undaunted by the festival of eye-candy, you head on to the site of the accident.