Vegas Montage Time

“They’re coming!” shouted a gaggle of nearly naked girls as they ran from an unseen hostile ****. They ran through an underground maze with fake trees, random walls, ledges and rams while trying to dodge weapon fire in the form of a suspicious blast of white liquid. Each one had a variety of different numbers on their backs.

“Out of my way ugly!” Heather from Total Drama Island shouted as she shoved aside a Tamara from Kim Possible. Heather only had on a pair of bikini bottoms and pasties covering her nipples. Her hair was sticky with something and her boobs jiggled as she hurriedly jumped over a fence in her path.

“I’m not ugly!” Tamara protested after Heather only to get shot in her foot causing her to trip and fall to the floor. “Ow my foot!” She gripped her breasts and she looked back and saw the pursuers closing in. “Help me, please!” She begged, reaching out to a Paulina from Danny Phantom who was catching her breath with her hands on her knees.

“Eww no, gross, you’re covered in that stuff,” Paulina complained before she jogged away while complaining that she was too pretty to run. Tamara looked at her in despair before steps could be heard behind her. Looking back, she gulped as three forms aligned themselves behind her.

“Mercy!” She cried as they pointed their guns at her **** form. The one in the middle just shook their head before all three opened fire.

“Three points for us,” you cheered as you bumped modified water guns with Jamie and Antonio. Tamara groaned a bit and sat up and shook her hands after wiping away the white liquid from her face.

“At least its whipped cream and marshmallow day, it took forever to get web fluid out of my hair,” Tamara complained as she got up and walked over to the captured girls area.

“Come on, I think I saw a Kimiko from Xiaolin Showdown flipping over the east maze,” Larry said as he ran past you.

“Hey, does anyone know why they have so many of us just standing around?” An Aqua from Konosuba asked the crowd of other Aquas as they stood inside an indoor arena with several hundred Prime Worlders sitting round in the stands watching them. Many of them were glancing down at tablets and exchanging slips of paper.

Many of the Aquas were either in spandex bikinis or one piece swimsuits. “I suggest getting ready, starting with your sticker,” one Aqua suggested as she slapped a ‘58’ sticker on the side of her belly right over a heart tattoo. “Don’t bunch up and keep moving. And don’t use others as shields, no one wants a meanie around.”

“What?” The first Aqua cocked her head while holding her ‘76’ sticker.

“If you want a hot bath and maybe a cute date, I suggest putting it on,” Aqua ‘58’ said as she rolled her eyes, snatched the sticker and slapped it on Aqua ‘76’’s right boob.

“Ow! That hurt!” Aqua whined as she rubbed the spot. “First I’m standing barefoot in disgusting mud and now I’m getting slapped in the boob.” Several of the surrounding Aquas shook their heads and wondered if they were so whiny before. It was at this time an announcer was lowered down in a caged platform and spotlights shone on them.

“Greetings you wonderfully wild ladies and gentlemen to this afternoon’s mud wrestling event live at the Hofferson-Alego Arena. Today we have a bracket of two hundred voluptuous and bodacious characters all eager to get down and dirty for your entertainment,” the lady in the caged platform waved as she got the audience pumped. “But before we get to the main event, it's time for the traditional starting event, Hungry Hungry Frogs!” Aqua '76 looked in terror as several doors around the area floor opened up, releasing massive frogs from the Konosuba world into the area.

“Scatter!” One of the Aquas shouted as the frogs started sending out their tongues, snatching up several unfortunate Aquas as the crowd cheered.

“Remember folks, no Aquas were digested in the process of this show,” the announcer said as Aqua ‘76’ slipped on the slippery ground and got a face full of mud, barely avoiding a particularly large frog’s attack.

“Not again!” Cried an Aqua as she was stuck in and out of one of the frogs’ mouths as it sucked on her.

“Remember folks, if you were one of the first 100 customers, if your Aqua manages to be the last Aqua standing you get a personal date with her in the private lounge and some action afterwards,” the Announcer reminded as you held a ticket in your hand while you and your buddies cheered on your respective Aquas. “Aquas, remember only the final three get hot water tonight, the rest get the hose.” The remaining Aquas seemed to run and scream even more desperately.

You groaned as your Aqua got snatched by two different frogs and caught in a tug of war between the two’s mouths. From the struggling stomachs, it appears there were already at least a dozen Aquas inside.

“The guy tossed the dice at Oliver after he insulted his family. The dice rolled to a stop revealing snake eyes costing him the game and winning us Momma Midna back from the Royal Diamond Dragon casino, we couldn’t get uncle Henry’s cybernetic arm though,” Bowe wrapped up his story as he plucked a grilled shrimp off of a slightly squirming Shiro from Helpful Fox Senko-Chan. The naked character was shivering from the air in the room and from Bowe rubbing the shrimp in some sauce in along her bellybutton.

“Wow, and what happened with the dragon?” Antonio asked, from where he was eating some chunks of steak off of an naked Ahri from League of Legends decorated with various meats, veggies, and sauces.

You were in a flying restaurant called the Holy Fox Spirit Lounge where they specialized in serving food on naked fox girls while other fox girls hosted and entertained. A singing Yae Miko from Genshin Impact was in a corner singing several idol songs with some other foxy ladies.

“Sorry. Are we tickling you?” You asked the Sakuyamon Maid Mode from Digimon Tamers as you used a chopstick to dip a tenderloin slice in the sauce covering her nipples.

“It's alright sir,” she replied as held back her laughter. “I’m here to serve.”

“James, would you like this humble servant to refill your beverage?” A Vulpix Pokegirl asked as she held an ornate jug in her hands.

“Marcy?” You say recognizing her as one of the Vulpix Pokegirls who were raised in the Inhuman Generic’s breeding facilities.

“Surprise. This place bought me from your family’s company,” She smiled at you before leaning in and giving you a peck on the cheek. You smiled a bit recalling the fun you had with her and her many sisters so long ago.

“Marcy is the reason why we were even allowed in the front door,” Jamie snarked as he pointed his fork at you. “She got us on the list.”

“It was the least I could do for an old friend’s wedding gift.” Marcy said as she topped off everyone’s drinks. She went to move away when you gestured to her.

“Why don’t you sit with us and we get caught up?” You ask her, patting the cushion next to you.

“Well I can’t refuse a customer’s request,” she gave you a cat(or fox) like smile before she took a seat in your lap…facing you. “So tell me about this Aelita that Starfire is sharing the wedding with.”