December 20th

Christmas was truly in full swing. Wreaths were hung, trees were erected and a thin crisp white layer covered everything in sight.

Johns family was supposed to arrive at 1:30.

Consist as ever, John’s parents arrived at 1:10

A rapid set of knocking let John and Rachael know they had arrived.

Johns mom Olivia (the matriarch of the family) was the first one through the door. Sporting her typical uniform of dangerously low cut dress and heals. Clearly a 10, going on 11 back in her day, the years had been kind to her and she knew it, never was there a woman more desiring of the title MILF.

O: Johnny, Baby!

She embraces her son.

O: and the ever lovely Rachael! How are you honey? has he not put a ring on that finger!

She embraces the Rachael

R: no mrs S

O: What a fool my son is! If he doesn’t I might have to! And didn’t I tell you to not call me that. It’s Olivia, Mrs S is an old woman, I’m still young!

Next through the door is her husband, Ben. When they had met he was as close as any man could be to an even match for Olivia. Ben had kept his good looks, but was by no one’s estimate a young man. Him and his wife were roughly the same age but something about him, whether it was the way he stood, or spoke made him seem much older.

B: what’s up son?

J: not much Pa

B: Rachael, it’s a pleasure as always,

R: nice to see you Ben. How was the drive?

B: terrible you would swear people have never seen snow before!

The group finds themselves standing in the kitchen chatting it up while they wait for johns younger sister Mia and her Bf.

O: so Jonny, when are we going to meet this new best friend of yours?!

J: sorry what mom?

O: you know Zach! He’s been ever so polite.

R: oh Zach will be here later this afternoon! (In a clear attempt to avoid further questions)

J: what do you mean Polite?

O: well we have been chatting back and forth, he dropped me a message about a week ago, just saying hello, you know the kind of thing!

J: Unfortunately I do…. (Under his breath)

Rachael couldn’t look John in the eye. She had known!

O: what was that honey?

J: nothing mom.

Knock knock knock

R: I think that will be Mia!

Rachael and John go to answer the door, leaving Olivia and Ben to make theirselves at home in the kitchen.

J: I can’t believe you, you knew?

R: Zachary mentioned it but, you know what it’s like, I’m like putty in his hands!

J: ffs Rachael. No more tho!

R: you know I can’t promise that!

J: Fuck, just let me know what he’s doing then I guess!

The door swings open and Mia and her nerdy bf were on the other side.

J: your 25 mins late

M: it’s under half an hr, it’s fine.

Mia’s relation to their mother was undeniable. She was gorgeous! And although John would never admit it he noticed, she had defiantly inherited Olivia’s best quality, her tits!

but she defiantly knew it. She claimed to “hate wearing bras” but everyone knew that was just code for “mom can’t get all the attention”! To tell the truth Rachael had had to remind her self that she was just 19 yr old on multiple occasions to stop herself from getting jealous.

R: well everyone’s here now at least!

M: thank you Rachael, anyway, this is Kevin, he’s my new Boyfriend,

J: sorry dude, how are you

K: good, thanks for asking

R: yes please come in, can I grab you guys’ coats

M: Yes, thank you (handing Rachael her coat)

K: thanks (doing the same)

M: Where is mom anyway?

O:(from the other room) we are in here darling!

The gang makes their way through to the kitchen to join.