Evey Nerds Fantasy

"Janice, you are deeply in love with nerds."

"Deeply in love with nerds."

"Every time a nerd asks you out, you will accept. Jocks are ugly and disgusting, nerds are refined and handsome."

"Nerds are refined and handsome."

"When dating a nerd, you will go with them to any conventions, play any video games with them, and study on their hobbies. Be the best girlfriend you can."

"Best girlfriend I can."

"Oh, but if you are in any physical harm with a nerdy boyfriend, you will break up with them."

"Break up with them."

That would keep her safe. Joey wasn't a monster.