A gentleman caller.

Jen was awoken from a half-asleep stupor by a loud knock at the door. She shakily got to her feet and stumbled into the living room. "Coming!" she yelled hoarsely as the knocking grew louder.

When she opened the door, a nervous-looking man stood outside. He seemed surprised to see her. "Hi, um, is Toby here? I'm here to see Toby."

She stared at him uncomprehendingly. After a second, he spoke again. "Grink? Is Grink here?"

"Ohhh, yeah," she said slowly. "Yeah, Grink's here. He's feeling a little off though."

The man looked unsure of how to take this. She couldn't help but notice him checking her out, so she cocked her hips to one side to draw attention to her curves.

"May I come in?" he asked anxiously. She nodded and let him in, closing the door behind him.

He turned to face her. "So you're Grink's... girlfriend?"

She laughed, which turned into a coughing fit. Finally she was able to reply. "No. Kind of? I don't know. Grink's in the other room. Let me go get him." She turned and headed to the bedroom.

"Hey Grink, there's a dude outside who wants to talk to you," Jen said. Neither of the sleeping women stirred so she kicked the nearest one, who woke with a start. "Grink?"

The woman shook her head, so she kicked the other one. "Hey Grink, you got a visitor."

The woman sat up and rubbed her eyes blearily. "Fuck. Where am I?" She looked down. "Oh shit. You gave me that pill... shit, shit shit." She jumped up and hurried into the other room, her braless breasts bouncing enticingly under her t-shirt.

As she entered the room, the man looked more nervous than ever. "Uh, is Toby not-" His sentence died in his mouth as Jen followed Grink into the room. "Oh, hi. I didn't realize there were, um, two of you."

Jen giggled. "We got another one in the back. And this is Grink."

Grink smiled sheepishly. "Yeah, I accidentally took one of those pills," she said, still not used to her new feminine voice.

The stranger raised his eyebrows. "Those pills?" She nodded. "Jesus Christ, Toby, how the fuck did you do that? You know, what, never mind. I don't wanna know." He sat down wearily. "So let me guess. There's a dude in the bedroom that's building some kind of harem with them."

"You'd think so, wouldn't you?" Jen chimed in. "But no, we got into this on our own. Mark! Get out here!"

The stranger sighed with exasperation as Mark's voluptuous form appeared in the doorway. "Ok. Tell me how this happened."