Smart and “Kind”

John decided to add one more twist onto the new Kylie: the advice she would give would actually be awful and cruel, but she’d twist the logic around and be utterly convinced that she was being kind. With that, John gave Megan and Kylie their new memories.

Willow was sitting across from John, in the chair where Margot had sat previously, working on her finals essay. She stared at the computer intensely and typed with the precision and speed of a robot. She was also completely buck naked, her fat ass completely nude for the world to see.

Lucy, meanwhile, was recording a new TikTok video. “Like, hey there Luce-squad!” she said. “So, like, I’ve heard that there’s a lot of homeless people in the world, and I think that they, like, deserve more kindness in their lives. So, like, here are some life hacks on how to show them some love! Like, first, a lot of them don’t have access to good drinking water and are really thirsty. Make sure to, like, spit in their cups so they have something to drink! Also, like, if you’re rich like me, make sure to brag about how much stuff you have, so that they can feel like they can, like, be successful too!”

John sat back and sighed in contentment.