Dr. Chakwas

"Hello, Shepard. I was-" Dr. Chakwas began as she entered the room, only to pause as she laid eyes on the wet and naked woman in front of her. Her cheeks growing pink, the older woman coughed and looked away awkwardly. "Sorry."

Shepard groaned. On the one hand, at least being naked in front of the ship's female doctor was at least the lesser of many evils. On the other hand, this was still embarrassing.

"I'm not interrupting anything, am I?" Chakwas asked.

"No, I was just taking a shower." Shepard replied, "And then a certain thief who is totally getting marooned on the next uninhabited planet we come across stole my clothes. Anything I can help you with?"

"Yes, actually." Chakwas replied as she activated her omnitool and pulled up her notes. "You were scheduled for full physical examination today."

"Well, at least I'm dressed for the part." Shepard replied sarcastically, turning towards her bed. "Let's just get this over with."

"Unfortunately, I didn't bring my equipment with me." Chakwas said. "We're going to have to go down to the medical bay."

"... Excuse me?" Shepard asked, her face going red as her eyes grew to the size of dinner plates.