You use the dildos

Of course! The dildos! You have to admit, you have plenty of experience sucking cocks, but some practice never hurts. You stumble to the dildo affixed to a mirror in the living room, and start sucking on its fifty centimeters' length. You cannot take it all the way down, in fact the best you can do is halfway, but at least you've found a good way to pass the time.

After a good twenty minutes, with your arousal raised to the skies, you stumble to the dildo placed lower in the kitchen, and start moving your vagina up and down on the shaft.

“Ahhhhh!!!” you moan from the pleasure, and it only takes some ten minutes until you orgasm.

But you still make quite a mess.

Luckily you can still find the rug on the floor, and you are able to clean up everything. In the absence of other options, you get it back to the corner again, and you pray that this incident will have no repercussions in the future.