The Bitchy Clique

"Sel," Miley ordered. "Where is my latte? God, you are useless."

"I'm sorry, Miley!" Selena said. "I'll get right on it."

"Here," Miley tossed her credit card to Selena and Shakira. Shakira tried to eat the card but Selena snatched it away.

Just for fun, John made it so that Bella, aka Charlotte his slutty daughter, would have a sort of rivalry with Miley, which would eventually lead to Charlitte taking control of the group.

Next, John went for the actresses. He picked Jessica Alba, Charlize Theron, and Gal Gadot.