John wants daughters

John had always wanted daughters, but never wanted to get married because, well, commitment sucked.

He decided to make his dreams come true bu giving himself three daughters, all of varying ages, and all hypnotized celebrities, of course.

He selected Bella Thorne to be his sexy, slutty, bimbo party girl daughter. She would always want to party hard, and would always film slutty TikToks and OnlyFans.

Kim Kardashian would be his shy, nerdy, virgin daughter who would always be shy and socially awkward, but would be in her element when she streamed on her Twitch channel.

Dua Lipa would be the athletic tomboy daughter, who also worked part time at a strip club and who always loved working out otherwise.

Of course, John wouldn't select a wife, and strive to do everything he could to be a great single dad.

He brought the three he selected to his house and hypnotized them to their new roles.