Answers!

You leap out of the the still running shower, splashing water across your tile floor. You reach through the foggy bathroom and grasp the pump bottle of medication you received.

“This must be a side effect!” You quickly scan the bottle. All the letters look like gibberish to you, the steam from the shower coalescing with your morning eyesight. You can’t make out any of the fine print in here. All you can read is “BI O AN” and “ZAT N”.

You fling the door to your bedroom open and run to read the label in the clear air.

ONLY USE AS RECOMMENDED.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: MOOD SWINGS, HAIR LOSS, HAIR GROWTH, WEIGHT LOSS, WEIGHT GAIN, IRRITABILITY, INCREASED LIBIDO, DECREASED LIBIDO…