Temperature demonstration

“The first way to check to see if a patient is sick,” Debra said as she pulled out a recognizeable instrument and vaseline. “Is to check the temperature. The most accurate method to take someone’s temperature is also the most humiliating way.”

Debra stirred her gloved index finger in the vaseline and then took the cold finger and rubbed it around Arnold’s butthole which twitched in response.

Debra held up the rectal thermometer and smiled before inserting the thermometer in between Arnold’s cheeks, the juvenile instruments protruding from his rectum. Arnold’s eyes widened blushing as he was forced to lie still as the girls watched eagerly.

Debra then removed the thermometer and gazed at it carefully. “Temperature is normal. Which means Arnold doesn’t have a fever. But that’s okay… he could have a different type of sickness, but there’s only one way to find out. Any suggestions?”