A man who wasn't all the way there...

Sam turned to see who was caressing her backside when she saw a man with black hair and an odd face.

"Pretty lady!" he shouted. She could tell right away that this man's bus was not especially long.

"Gerald, I told you no touching," a woman sitting right next to Gerald told him sternly.

"But pretty lady!" Gerald once again called out.

"No, Gerald, that woman and her family have medical conditions and that's why they're naked. You can't touch people unless they actively say you can, even if they don't have clothes on," the woman explained. "Ma'am, I'm very sorry for him, he's just very special and sometimes needs to be reminded of these things."

"No worries at all," Sam responded.