phobias

Antoinette was deathly afraid of clowns and she was a condescending, conceited prude.

One morning she woke up and found her lips were glued together.

"MMMMPPHHH!"

She was also completely nude in a hotel room with no idea how she got there. She looked around and saw no clothes, and all of the sheets were missing and the phone line was cut.

She went to the bathroom and saw all of the towels were gone. She looked into the mirror and saw her face was coated in clown make-up.

She tried to wash it off, but it was as if the make-up was permanent.

"MMMMMMPPPPHH!"