The principal isn’t happy

“Well Lauren… you’ve got yourself in quite the predicament haven’t you?” The principal began

“Not only do you insist on showing off to the world, but you’ve completely damaged the reputation of the school. Your behaviour in the locker room was completely unacceptable, and your lack of self control is, frankly, troubling” he continued

Lauren just looked down in shame, the principal had seen the video! Oh god it was so shameful

“We’ve reached an agreement with the board, and we’ve decided to remove you from your degree” the principal said

Lauren gasped audibly, oh please no, her degree was the last remaining bit of adulthood she had left!

“We’re going to allow you to continue attending classes, however the conditions will be like the ones you had in science class today. You’ll be sat in a high chair at the front next to the teacher, that way you can be kept an eye on without incident, and you can learn basic things like multiplication or you’ll be given a colouring book” the principal continued

So not only did she have to attend school naked every day, she now had to sit in a high chair and she wasn’t even getting a degree at the end of it! Every inch of her adulthood had been stripped away, it was humiliating!

“There is one last condition…” the principal said

“What’s that?” Lauren asked nervously