Mankini

"Oh. My..." Lauren stammered as she looked over the swimsuit in her hands.

What the hell was this?! It looked like someone just haphazardly combined a speedo and a bikini into one bathing suit!

"What the hell is this?!" Lauren barked, her face blazing red.

"It's called a mankini!" Patty explained with a laugh, she and the other girls finding "Larry's" situation hilarious. "It's like a bikini for guys!"

"I can't wear this!" Lauren groaned. This thing couldn't even be counted as a swimsuit! It was basically a neon lime green harness!

"Hey, if you don't want it, you can give it back and you can run around naked." May replied, "I'm sure all the ladies would love to see your tiny inch worm swinging about!"

Lauren let out a whimper. She really didn't have a choice. It was almost better than being naked.

Almost.

With a pained sigh, Lauren stepped into the swimsuit, pulling it up her meaty thighs and legs before having the bottom portion put into place. Next, she slid the shoulder straps over her shoulders, placing them over her nipples. At least she could cover them now and not draw attention to herself. Finally, Lauren placed the rolled up ankle sock down the front of this "mankini", giving the tiny bulge she was supposed to have.

Turning around, Lauren gasped as she saw her reflection in a mirror on the wall. Oh Lord! She looked absurd! In front, the straps of the mankini pushed down on her nipples and, by extension, her breasts, making them look nonexistent. And her stomach bulged out over the top of the bottom portion, making her look even chubbier!

And the back was even worse! If it wasn't for the thin line of fabric going up her back that led to two straps over her shoulders, it almost looked like she was wearing a freaking thong. Or worse, given how it was wedged between her ass cheeks, it almost looked like she was bottomless from the back!

Lauren could only let out a whine as her cheeks grew redder.

"Well, Larry?" May called out, "Are you coming out?"

Lauren bit her lip as she turned to the door.