continue to stand still

Like a statue I remain. Hunched and clutching women’s underwear I dare not move. Either out of fear or excitement I couldn’t be sure.

The door opens with the sound of giggles. It was a few college girls laughing. My heart felt like it just dropped, I just knew that they were laughing at my exposure. Embarrassed and humiliated my penis started to shrivel . I stare down at the floor and resign to my fate.

The laughing continued but there conversation didn’t seem to focus on my dress.

“No I am not!!” One managed to squeak out between giggles.

“ yes you are SLUT” the blonde one exclaimed “ it’s nothing to be ashamed of, I am too that’s why we get along” she smiled

“Whatever” the other replied as she rolled her eyes.

Maybe they weren’t laughing at me. I wonder to myself as I continue to stand in place, bewildered at the oddness of the situation. have they not noticed me?

“HEY” the blond one shouts my way

“Shit” I almost say aloud. FUCK what do I do???

“Yes?” I suddenly squeal out turning toward her

“Do you have shampoo I could use?” The blonde one asks

The question was so simple but made my head spin. How was she acting so casual? This was strange to her too wasn’t it. Shouldn’t it be more awkward for her? I mean shes in the wrong locker room, this isn’t the ladies room it’s the…..

It suddenly dawned on me at that moment that this was actually the ladies room. Between lack of urinals, panties in the locker, and the two women undressing in front of you it should have been obvious to see. “STUPID” I think to myself.

“WELL?” The blonde demanded impatiently. I snap back to reality, I must’ve been frozen in thought for a few seconds

“Do you have some or not?” She questioned. Does she not care that I’m in here in the women’s room with them? This must be perverted as hell so why does she not care that a man’s exposing himself in front of her?