Man of the House

“Mayor Harris here to…” Xander said as Buffy opened the door. “Wow, Buff, that was not what I was expecting for a police officer.”

Buffy twirled around. The shorts hugged tight to her body and exposed most of her ass while the top split all the way down the middle to her navel. “Oh, Mayor Harris, I’m just following your directives to raise town morale.”

He laughed in response, “I’m sure you are, my morale is already being raised.”

“Is that Xander?” Joyce called out from the kitchen. “Ask him if he wants anything to eat.”

“I’m fine Miss Summers,” Xander called back.

Joyce came out of the kitchen wiping her hands on a towel, “Are you sure? It’s just been awhile since I’ve had a man in the house and I’d be devastated if you didn’t get what you wanted.”

Xander smiled as Buffy made a gagging motion, “Miss Summers, I guarantee, as your Mayor, you never disappoint me. Put yourself in my hands and I’ll make sure you are taken care of.”

“Oh, Xander,” Joyce said as she put a hand on his arm. “That means so much to me.”

“Well, Xand, wait until…” Buffy said, trying to distract the conversation as she heard footsteps on the stairs. Instead of seeing Willow in the sexy lingerie she had picked out, her friend had put on the librarian outfit she had wanted to wear.

“Hey, Wills,” Xander said as he looked her over. “Dressing as Giles?”

“Just a normal librarian,” she responded. “You know, finding books, library cards, punishments for late fees.”

Xander caught the emphasis of her use of the word punishments, but decided to drop it for now. “We really should get going, the candy calls.”

Joyce stood at the door and waved. She really hoped Xander would come back soon.

Maybe he and her daughter would get together. Buffy was eighteen afterall. About time she settled down and got married.