Lingerie

You decide that lingerie is a good enough outfit to get the Halloween'ers going for now.

Pulling into a strip mall in the early hours, there's hardly anyone around. Just a few cars parked around you, but none appear to be in front of the local boudoir shop.

As you get out, still wearing loose casual clothes, you look around. No one seems to be out and about and you're silently disappointed that even now there's no one to oggle you. But no matter.

You walk into the shop and as the bell of the door chimes a thin Asian with a very cute face and clad only in a teddy and leggings walks up from the back.

"Hey," she says, "welcome. What are you looking for today?"

You feel your heart beating harder at this delectable woman in front of you but stow your feelings long enough to say:

"I'm looking for an outfit that will drive the boys and girls wild."

The thin Asian clerk raises an eyebrow and grins at you.

"Well," she says, "You've come to the right place. What are you looking for today?"