Buffy & Faith

You grin as the two slayers enter the library and they are surprised to find you waiting for them.

"Who the fuck are you?" Asks the brunette.

"Where's Giles?" Demands the blonde.

"Mr. Giles has been recalled to England by the Watchers' Council," you explain. "A new threat has arisen in Sunnydale and your old watcher lacks the skills to train you for it. He'll be receiving new training and I'll take over as your watcher in the interim. "

"And what, you're some how more informed than the librarian?" Faith asked.

"In this case, yes," you say. "You're facing a threat unlike any you've ever seen before and both of you are going to have to trust me and follow my training regime religiously if you're going to have any hope of survival. A demon has arisen with the power to make anyone believe anything he says!"

The two slayers look at you gravely. They believe you, of course. Just like their watcher did when you sent him off to London.

"That's horrible!" Buffy exclaims. "How can we even fight a demon like that?"

"It's possible you won't be able to," you admit. "But my research indicates your best hope of resisting the demon's power is to increase the dopamine and oxytocin levels in your brains. Your new training regime will focus on that."

"If we're training our brains, Faith might be at a bit of a disadvantage, " Buffy said.

"Fuck you too, B!" Faith replied, flipping her off.

"Really, Girls," you say. "This hostility is counterproductive to our goals. I can see we'll need to work on your teamwork in addition to your brain chemistry. Luckily, we have some help from the pharmaceutical industry. Take these and then join me in the training room."

You hold out four capsules in both of your hands. Faith immediately grabs the four in your left hand.

"So the new watcher likes to party!" She exclaims and downs them dry, one after the other.

"What are those?" Buffy asks, skeptically.

"A potent antidepressant combined with a stimulant, " you explain. "I won't **** you to take them, but if the demon comes, Faith will be at a definite advantage. Who knows what ridiculous things the demon might make you believe?"

The blonde slayer nods and takes the ****, believing they're her best option for staying out of, well, your power.

"Hey, what do we call you anyway?" Faith asked as she heads to the training room under the library.

"You'd both probably be most comfortable thinking of me and calling me Daddy Watcher," you tell them. "That will help you remember that I'm in charge and you need to do what I say, right?"

"Yes, Daddy Watcher, " the two slayers confirm in tandem.

Joining them in the training room, you can see their eyes ate already getting glassy from the powerful **** you've given them. Faith has a lopsided grin. Buffy's jaw is hanging slack.

"Okay, " you tell them. "This training will challenge many of your assumptions and take you out of your comfort zones, but you both trust me implicitly, so you'll trust that I know best, right?"

"Right!" Buffy says, then giggles.

"Daddy Watcher knows best!" Faith says, looking at you adoringly.

"Let's begin then!" You say.