Damn…

“Well, damn,” Miranda said as she stared at the ring.

Jack looked confused. “Huh?” Jack said. “What do you mean, damn? Do you not want this? Did I mess something up? I can throw the ring away and we can forget this happened!”

“No, wait!” Miranda said as she took Jack’s hands, standing naked in front of Jack as the towel fell to the ground. “Let me show you something.”

Miranda led Jack up the stairs where the bed was. Miranda bent down and pulled a locked box out from under the bed. “What are you doing?” Jack asked.

“Well,” Miranda said. “I was trying to find the right time to do this. Actually I had something planned out for tonight, but I guess… this will have to do…”

Miranda unlocked the box and pulled it open. Inside was a small black box which Miranda handed to Jack. “Wait…” Jack said. “Were you going to…”

“Propose?” Miranda said. “I had it all planned out. Naked sushi. Drinks. Even rose petals. Even the hot tub…”

“W-wait… we can still…”

“No no… it’s too late now. We’re already engaged,” Miranda said. “Because I’m saying yes.”