Beg for help

"Please." You beg loudly. "Can someone help cut these ropes?!"

The head barber steps forward.

"Sure, we'll get you out nice and safe, lassie." He says with a Scottish accent. "Right after you've tasted each of our cocks that is!"

Everyone in the shop erupts into a loud cheer. Counting around... There's eight different men in here. This can't be happening.