NO STANDING IN SUNROOF

"So you own a limo? Do you know Thomas Hanks?" I asked with a poorly concealed smirk on my face."

"No, but do you know Tom Cruise? Well I drove a guy who had ever heard of him to the airport this morning." Sofia replied with an equally obvious grin.

Karen, however, had no idea what was going on. "What the fuck are you two on about? It's a cartoon...isn't it? Look you two blush! Of course it is a cartoon. Well, you did it again, Master. Another harem member who finds your nerdery endearing."

That sobered our newest member up a bit. "Harem...right..."

My redheaded friend, neighbor, and devoted harem member rushed to Sofia's side, putting her arms around her. "It's a little daunting, and super weird, but trust me, no one has had a complaint yet. Questions? Yes. Lots of them. Much more than we have answers. But no complaints. Come on, let's go inside and chat. By the way, our landlord said that you were waiting for me, that I was your friend? I mean, I guess we're friends now, but what was she talking about?"

Arm in arm they headed towards the apartment complex. "That skinny bitch? I have no idea. I said I was waiting for a guy and his blonde friend."

A couple steps behind them as I had to grab the limo's keys and close the door. "Ellen's not the most...diplomatic person. She's in the process of kicking all of us out, I can't imagine she will miss any of us. I know I won't miss her." Following the two lovely ladies was certainly no hard task. Sofia was certainly the more voluptuous of the two, but ladies had world class asses. As we climbed the stairs I got the distinct impression that Karen knew I was staring and was exaggerating her sway, and as we neared my apartment it seemed that Sofia had begun doing the same. Which is why I was surprised when I realized that Karen was leading Sofia not to my apartment, but hers across the hall.

"Sorry Master," she explained, "but I'm going to have a little girl talk with our newest acquisition in my place. Why don't you give us some time, maybe start boxing up more of your stuff for the move. Give us about an hour, and we can reconvene to make enough noise to annoy the fuck out of Ellen. Again."

With that the two of them flashed one last pose, and left me to be productive.