Squabbles

Vince went into his office after class to see Cordelia, Buffy, and Willow sitting there.

Now was the time to have fun.

He sat at his desk. "Thank you for coming, ladies. I'm looking for a TA, but obviously only one of you can have the job."

"Oh come on, Professor," Cordelia scoffed. "It's obvious I'll get the job."

"Pretentious slut," Buffy muttered.

"Skank!" Cordelia shot back.

"You're both whores!" Willow said.

"Ladies, ladies," Vince said. "There are a few tests I have to do. They are completely normal, so don't worry. The one who wins the most tests will be my TA, and get to order the losers around."

The three nodded.