Level Up - Dr. Blood Reaches Level ??

Luke felt empowered. He was like Disney’s Hercules, a demi-god with unseen muses acting as his backup singers.

War! (Luke and Muses)

Huh, yeah (Luke)

What is it good for? (Muses)

Absolutely (Luke)

Nothing! (Muses)

Aw uh Ah uh (Luke)

War! (Luke and Muses)

Huh (Muses)

Yeah (Luke)

What is it good for? (Muses)

Absolutely (Luke)

Nothing (Muses)

Say it again, y'all (Luke)

War! (Luke and Muses)

Huh, good God (Luke)

What is it good for? (Muses)

Absolutely (Luke)

Nothing! (Muses)

Listen to me, Ooh ah (Luke)

War! (Luke and Muses)

“To Hell with this stupidity,” Dr. Blood thought as he ignored Luke’s singing.

“Genie, I make my final wish. I wish for you to spend all your ‘Mental Energy’ reserves to temporally bolster my Warlock level. I am going to squash this annoying fool of a demi-god,” Dr. Blood yelled.

Dr. Blood’s genie Nightmare-Moon (secretly known as Princess Luna) was bound to involuntarily spend the necessary ‘Mental Energy’ to warp reality to her master’s formal wishes. But little did Dr. Blood know, the rule which triggered a genie’s response was predicated on the Jinn’s mind registering the command. (i.e. No wish is granted if a genie is absent or distracted when asked.) Unfortunately for Dr. Blood, Luna was completely entranced by Luke’s overcharged ‘Greater Setting the Mood'. Her mind didn’t register her master’s wish. Which left Dr. Blood impatiently waiting for an influx of power that would never come.

“Nightmare-Moon!” Dr. Blood yelled looking back to his genie.

Nightmare-Moon didn’t hear a thing except for the captivating beauty of Luke’s singing. The Lich looked to his former employee, the very pregnant Nurse Bones. She too was enraptured by Luke’s music.

Luke couldn’t believe his luck. His singing was distracting the Lich and his genie.

War! (Luke and Muses)

Whoa, huh, oh Lord (Luke)

What is it good for? (Muses)

Absolutely (Luke)

Nothing! (Muses)

Listen to me (Luke)

War! (Luke and Muses)

It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker (Luke)

War! (Luke and Muses)

Friend only to The Undertaker (Luke)

Oh, War! It's an enemy to all mankind. The thought of war blows my mind. War has caused unrest within the younger generation. Induction then destruction, who wants to die?

Oh, War! (Luke and Muses)

“For ****’s Sake!” Dr. Blood cursed before frustratingly turning away from his Genie and scanning his army fighting the three Sorcerers.

“Fine. I will do it myself,” Dr. Blood said holding out his hand in concentration.

Luke stopped singing as he noticed Dr. Blood start to cast a giant spell. But just as Luke was going to disrupt the spell, he felt a giant wave of **** energy careening towards the Lich.

“Don’t Tell Me,” Luke thought in a panic.

Sabrina spun in a circle, decapitating 8 undead. Her large arcane energy sword cut through water and flesh as if it was air. But before new enemies could step up to surround her the undead army froze.

“Da Fuck?” Sabrina thought looking around.

Purple strings started to grow out of the undead and fly together. The necromantic energies that once animated the corpses were being harvested and quickly siphoned away.

“This doesn’t look right,” Sabrina said swimming over to Samantha.

Both Arch Sorcerers watched as the strings faded from all the undead, leaving them lifeless and still.

Keyleth stopped and transformed back into her humanoid form.

“What is going on?” Keyleth asked joining her Life-Sisters.

“Nothing good,” Samantha said worriedly.

“Sorry, my beautiful army. But I need my mana back. It took me a lifetime to save up all this ‘**** Energy’. Now … let’s see if the legends of **** Gods rituals are true,” Dr. Blood thought calmly.

“Curse You, Sorcerers, can’t a man sack a city in peace,” Dr. Blood thought resigned to the coming pain.

With one final pull, Dr. Blood gathered all 10 thousand ‘Soul Units’ from his remaining undead puppets. The sudden influx of mana shattered Dr. Blood’s level 20 ‘Killing Talisman’.

A second passed for everyone, but it felt like two and a half hours to Dr. Blood. Like Luke, the Lich’s ‘Soul’ was forcibly expanded to hold a mountain of mana.

Pain … Pain … Pain … was all Dr. Blood could think as he was magically transformed.

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“It worked,” Dr. Blood thought as he was suddenly freed from the extended moment in time.

“Dam … and … all it took was a genie wish … and my life savings of ‘**** Energy’,” Dr. Blood said flexing his boney hands.

“Only level 25 though … all the more reason to harvest Atlantis for all it’s worth,” Dr. Blood thought looking up at the giant cracked shield protecting the city.

Luke sighed as Dr. Blood’s giant ball of **** energy disappeared.

“Well shit … he is a Demi-God now. Meaning his spells will be supercharged like mine. And he is an old master, and I am a noob. Not good,” Luke thought recognizing his mistake.

In a panic, Luke reviewed his options. His eye fell on the purple-skinned genie.

“Dr. Blood’s genie didn’t grant his final wish,” Luke thought recalling Dr. Bloods’ wish attempt.

“If he gets his wish now … were doomed,” Luke said before swimming towards Nightmare-Moon.

Rushing over, Luke could see the genie’s outline glowing brightly from his ‘Greater Libido Sense’. She was super horny.

“Quick, do you want to fuck?” Luke asked in a rush.

“Yes!” Nightmare-moon said still entranced from Luke’s performance.

Three seconds later Luke was fucking his 10th Jinn partner.

Dr. Blood flexed his new power and flooded the sea floor with his ‘Fear Aura’. He sensed three Life Witches, his former nurse, his genie, and Luke Smith. Everyone flinched at his aura except for Luke and his genie.

“I expected Luke to resist my fear spell, but my genie as well? What is she?” Dr. Blood thought turning around.

The **** God turned to see Luke fucking his genie from behind. The absurdity of fucking in the middle of a confrontation caught the Lich off guard. His hesitation, afforded Luke the extra few seconds necessary to cum.

“Genie, what are you doing?” Dr. Blood cried in frustration.

Just then Luke flooded Nightmare-Moon with his seed. A second later Luke’s Jinn Binder ability triggered enslaving his partner with a ‘Soul-Link’.

“Genie! I wish for you to spend all your ‘Mental Energy’ reserves to bolster my power level!” Dr. Blood shouted in frustration.

But as Luke heard the “I wish”, he made his interests known.

“Jinn, I am interested in you returning to your lamp,” Luke thought into his new baby mama’s mind.

Luke finished his mental command right before Dr. Blood finished saying his wish. This caused Nightmare-Moon to fade to smoke and return to her lamp.

“Fucking Jinn Binders!” Dr. Blood said as his genie disappear back into the lamp chained on his belt.

“Sorry, I only fuck living women,” Luke said standing straight.

“I assume you told her something telepathically right before my wish was made,” Dr. Blood said annoyed and glaring.

“Something like that,” Luke said turning toward the Lich.

“I am going to enjoy killing everyone you love,” Dr. Blood said slowly.

“Not If I kill you first,” Luke said suddenly casting a spell.