Definitely busted!

“And just you do you think you’re fooling? What are you, a panty thief? No, judging by how you look, you’re more the sissy type! Thought you’d sneak in here, unnoticed and try on a cheerleader uniform?”

Jack stood there stunned. He knew his college career was over. He started to explain the prank he was trying to pull. “No, I’m not a panty thief! I just…”

The woman slapped Jack hard across the cheek. “Shut up you little bitch! I don’t want to hear you lie. It’s obvious that you want to be a cheerleader, why else would you show up to our initiation wearing EXACTLY what we required for our members?”

Jack saw this as an opportunity to not get expelled. Not thinking clearly he blurted out, “Yes, that’s it! I want to be a cheerleader!”

The woman looked Jack over, head to toe. He was pretty, but could do better. Obviously needed help in the chest area. He seemed fit enough for the squad, but workouts, supplements and hormones would help him fit in better.

“What is your full name?”

“Jack Parker.”

“I’m Candice by the way. Not just be quiet while I think about what I’m going to do with you.” Candice started typing Jack’s name into her iPad, and it immediately pulled up the information for a Jacqueline Parks. She remembered the name. The girl had gotten pregnant and decided not to attend college. However, there was already a spot for her on the squad. Candice read the info.

PARKS, JACQUELINE

F

MAJOR: WOMENS STUDIES

MINOR: FASHION

NOTES: MOTHER WAS CHEERLEADER THEREFORE MAKING DAUGHTER A LEGACY. AUTOMATIC PLACEMENT ON SQUAD.

ADDITIONAL: SPECIAL REQUEST OF MOTHER, BRING JACKI OUT OF HER SHELL, REPLACE TOMBOY MENTALITY, DO NOT ALLOW HER TO DROP FROM SQUAD!

Candice smiled to herself, this was just too perfect. She was going to teach this little pervert a lesson he’d never forget. She accessed the main computer and with a few taps of her finger, Jack Parker ceased to exist at the school and Jacki Parks re-enrolled. She angled her iPad up slightly and took Jacks picture and placed it in the file.

“Okay, Jacki, tell me again that you’re not a thief or pervert and how you want to be a cheerleader, or you’ll be exposed and expelled.”

Jack took the only option available to him, and tried to convince Candice that he WANTED to be a cheerleader. “All I’ve ever wanted was to be a cheerleader! Ever since I was little! It’s been my dream forever!”

Candice didn’t believe it for one second, but she had recorded Jack saying he wanted to be a cheerleader and she planned on using it again him if necessary.

“So, Jacki, that means you want to be initiated as a cheerleader then?” Candice said with a smirk on her face.

“Yes,” Jack said without much enthusiasm.

“Then wait until your name is called with the rest of the new comers.”