So far so good on your end

You turn Just in time to see one of the Billy clones diving at you from off of one of the tables. As you brace for the impact one of Gizmo’s drones comes flying in and strikes the clone in the side of the head with a sickening crack, sending both spinning harmlessly to either side of you. “Gotta love that attack reflection power”, you think grinning.

“Dam it Giz watch it where yer flying them fucking things!” another of the Billy’s yells as he steps over his fallen double brandishing a pool cue at you.

“Well then how about some backup, YEOUCH!!” Gizmo yelps as one of Blackfire’s starbolts singes the top of his head as he scurries around on his backpacks spider legs.

“What’s a matter cue ball? Don’t tell me you’re afraid of girls” Blackfire taunts blasting a few more of Gizmo’s drones out of the air.

“Eat slag ya fucking psycho space skank!” Gizmo shouts launching another wave of drones from his backpack.

“Well they did chase off the only girl on their team”, you interject. “So tell me Billy,” you say grinning as you turn back to your current opponent, “do you like gladiator movies?”

“Huh?” he asks looking bewildered.

“Seriously, you’ve never seen ‘Airplane’? That’s a classic.” You sigh and take another pull off the whisky bottle still in your hand.

“Yeah I’ve seen it. What does that have to do…..? Wait a minute are you saying….”

“That you might think of changing your teams name to the village people? Why yes, yes I am. I realize you’re a little more rhinestone cowboy than Indian chief, but I still think you could make it work.” You taunt the other with a smirk. At that moment your second doppelganger switches tracks to Revolting Cocks ‘Beers, Steers, and Queers’, causing you to do a spit take spraying whiskey into Billy’s face temporally blinding him.

“So you think you’re funny? Let’s see how funny you think you are after I knock your teeth down your throat!” He roars as swinging the pool cue blindly.

Unfortunately for Kyd Wykkyd it’s at that instant he teleports in looking to get the drop on you. Instead he winds up taking the cue across the back of the head. As he staggers forward you use his momentum to toss him over your shoulder, and into another Billy clone that was rushing up behind you, sending both of them crashing through a table.

“Did I get ‘em?” the first Billy asks from behind you, wiping the whiskey out of his eyes.

Meanwhile across the room two of the Billy’s have grabbed onto Blackfire’s legs and are hanging on for dear life as she tries to shake them off.

“Yea haw Billy, this is just like the rodeo back home!” One bellows swinging an imaginary hat.

“Sure is Billy,” the second one agrees, “and we’ve got ourselves one frisky philly. What do ya say we get her roped and branded, then take turns riding her bareback?”

“Try it and I’ll geld the both of you” Blackfire says in disgust as she continues to try and break free while fending off Gizmo’s drones as well.

“Will you two rodeo clowns hold her steady!” Gizmo gripes as he works his remote feverishly, his tongue sticking out the corner of his mouth. “I can’t get a clear shot.” Just then one of his drones slips in behind Blackfire and scores a direct blast on her ass making her yelp. “Ha, knew we’d spank ya, ya slut”, Gizmo jeers.

“That’s it baldy, you’re a dead man.” She growls lashing out with her right leg sending the Billy clinging to it flying directly at Gizmo.

“Aw crud” he mutters ducking just in time. “Ha missed me” he taunts tugging down his lower eye lid and sticking out his tongue.

Blackfire growls through clenched teeth until she sees that the Billy she sent flying is headed in your direction. “Lancer look out!” she shouts.

   “Well, you got somebody” you answer Billy with a shrug.

“Aw GOD DAM IT!!!” he yells as his frustration reaches the boiling point.

You turn and find three Billy’s glaring at you. “Now have I just had too much to drink, or are there really three of you?” you ask finally setting the whiskey bottle down.

“Ain’t you figured it out yet hoss? I’m the master of multiplication.” The center Billy boasts.

Just then you hear Blackfire shout a warning, and watch as another Billy clone flies across the room taking out the Billy on your right, a split second later one of your doppelgangers smashes the Billy on the left in the face with a serving tray before breaking a beer bottle over his head taking him out. “So what does that make me, the Sultan of subtraction?” you quip.

The last Billy standing looks around in disbelief, “What the…. how the hell?” As he backs away uncertainly you hear a groaning from behind you. “Hey Mam, little help here?” Billy asks Mammoth, who is struggling to his feet behind you.

“Ugh, back shooting bitch”, Mammoth grumbles as he shakes his head. Even though he wobbles a bit as he turns to face you, and his eyes seem unable to focus clearly, there’s no mistaking the fact that the big man has bad intentions on his mind.

“I bet you thought it was pretty cute when your little friend hit me from behind”, he growls.

“It’s true”, you reply grinning, “I do think she has a cute behind. I mean have you seen it?”

“Funny guy huh?” Mammoth spits out and rips the top off of the table net to him. “Let’s so you tell jokes after I cram this table down your throat!” He snarls as he throws the table top at you like a Frisbee.

You duck and roll under it just in time to avoid getting clubbed from behind with a pool cue by Billy, who takes the table-top in the chest. The **** of the throw is so great that it lays Billy out and continues across the room.

Meanwhile your roll has brought you in behind Mammoth. You spot two pieces of the broken brass rail and grab them. While still in a crouch you swing the piece in your left hand and strike him in the back of the legs driving the bruiser to his knees. As you spring to your feet you swing the piece in your right hand in an uppercut catching Mammoth square under the chin, doubling him over backwards. Standing over his semiconscious form you taunt Mammoth, “Listen up ya primitive screw-head, you see these, these are my BOOM STICKS!!” Then you crack him in the face one more time to make sure he’s out of the fight and turn to help Blackfire.