Filthy on the farm

Lauren pulled her head from the filth, groaning. Jade, who heard the commotion was rushing over.

"Woah Lauren!" Jade exclaimed. "It looks like you took a stumble!"

"The damn goat kicked me!" Lauren groaned, struggling to get to her feet.

"Oh yeah, he's an onry one, you don't want to turn your back to him." Jade explained.

Meanwhile Lauren struggled to her feet, then slipped in the mud, falling straight on her butt and becoming even more filthy. Jade tried not to laugh as Lauren growled in frustration.

"I'd offer to help, but you're kind of... filthy." Jade pointed out. Lauren just responded with an angry growl. She managed to haul herself up by pulling herself up the fence. Finally standing, Lauren looked down at herself. Oh god, she was filthy! From head to toe she was coated in mud, mixed with god knows what else! Also from her fall her butt and back was just as dirty! Even her face and hair was covered!

Lauren heard laughter. She looked over and saw the farmhands were pointing her way and laughing. So much for looking hot for the help! Lauren blushed and muttered angrily.

"Stupid goat..." She growled.