Naughty cat

Keira reached for her cat. Whiskers looked about wildly, but had no escape as Keira caught him under the arms and lifted him facing her.

"You're such a naughty kitty!" Keira chided in her british accent.

The cat responded with a sassy meow and then proceeded to pee straight onto Keira!

"AHH!" Keira cried as the cat urinated all down her chest, soaking her shirt and running down her. In disgust she dropped Whiskers, who instantly bolted away again. Keira looked at herself in shock as the audience roared with laughter. Oh god, she smelled awful, and was filthy!