Very drunk people

The trap was unavoidable.

As your younger brother lay, very drunk, surrounded by two rather unattractive female students who for some weird reason had taken a liking to his nerdish looks and timid behavior, in a room where he’d ended up playing Mario Kart with two young ladies who’d clearly hoped to play a whole different game until all of them had lost to the game of ****, your brother had wormed his way to a very different setting.

Rather drunk himself, he’d followed along a group of students and their kegs of JB flavored beer until a dozen of them were sprawled on the couches of a large room. There was a wooden model of a plane on a display shelf, various books and illustrations, and nobody cared about them at all. Especially once Cindy, a blonde girl who could only be described as a sex bomb airhead, decided it was more than time to get on the center table and display a dazzlingly impressive level of skill at exotic dancing… from that point on, clothing started to evaporate, and one of the girls even tried her luck with your half drunk brother.

Until, of course, she discovered the underwhelming reality that not all black men are massively endowed.