No, actually

“Karishma!” Madison shouted angrily, narrowing her eyes. “Get over here, now!”

Karishma sighed as she took the cigarette out of her mouth, throwing it to the ground before grinding it into the dirt with her boot. She then slid her phone into her pocket, once again preparing herself for Madison to lay into her about smoking on the team. Unbeknownst to the cheerleader, however, Karishma missed her pocket completely, the phone falling from her hand and landing on the grass with a soft thud.

The two of you watch as Karishma walks over to the other five girls. You let out a sigh once she’s out of earshot, whispering, “That was way too close!”

As you turn your head slightly to face Lex, you notice that she is eyeing the phone on the ground. You can see the wheels in her head turning before her eyes widened. Turning to you, she whispers, “I have an idea, but I’m going to need to grab that phone.”

“Right.” You reply, “I’ll just slip out and grab – “

“Oh no.” Lex argued quietly, cutting you off. “The only reason your in this mess is because you were trying to save me from those idiots who wouldn’t know a joke if it bit them in the butt! And we still have to get home without being seen. I’m not putting my boyfriend through any more humiliation than that!”

“B-b-boyfriend?” you stammered, your heart fluttering.

“Let’s see.” Lex began, “You tried to save me from humiliation, even when it ended up embarrassing you as well. We both confessed our love for one another. We kissed. And I just let you destroy my v-card after we had the most amazing, mind blowing, albeit cramped, sex that surpassed my most wildest dreams. All without going on the first date, I may add.” She smiled sweetly as she finished up by saying, “I don’t know what else you would be.”

You smile back at her lovingly, melting as you locked eyes with her beautiful green pools. That was when you let out a defeated sigh and asked, “I’m not going to talk you out of this, am I?”

“Nope!” Lex stated as she beeped your nose, winking playfully. “Now scoot aside and let me grab the phone, please.”

Realizing you weren’t going to win, you step back a bit as you allowed your girlfriend (you shiver at the thought of Lex being your girlfriend after so long) to hide behind the door and stick her head out.

“Watch my back for me, Sam.” Lex said as she took a deep breath.

“Way ahead of you!” you respond, your eyes glued to her butt once more as you felt your manhood twitch again.

“Watch my back, Sweetie.” Lex said without even turning around, “Not my butt.”

You mutter a sheepish apology as you look through the crack of the door just as Lex slowly slinked out of it. As you tried desperately not to focus on Lex’s jiggling posterior once again, you thankfully notice that Madison is too busy laying into an annoyed Karishma to notice Lex sneaking carefully towards the phone on the grass. Lisa, Mia, and Jillian were too busy on their own phones to notice either as Lex managed to pick up the phone and slink back into the shed, closing the door behind her.

“So what’s the plan?” You ask, unsure what Lex had up her sleeve… or, what she would have up her sleeve if she was wearing a shirt.

“Watch and listen.” Lex stated as she typed in a number on the keypad, putting a finger to her lips as the phone rang.