Maid first

Kim Kardashian was ready for a night on the town. She wanted to get her mind off the bizzare video she had seen of her sister Kendall earlier, where her sistwr had been sucking off a bunch of frat boys.

However, she suddenly felt a strange urge. She headed to a 24-hour fetish store, and purchased a sexy French maid outfit. She then put on her purchase and Ubered to an address that had popped into her head.

When she arrived at the front door of the address, she was met by a sexy young man.

"Bonjour, Monsieur," Kim said in a crappy French accent. "I am here to be your maid."

She had no clue why she wanted to be this person's maid, but the thought of it made her horny.

"Okay," the man said and ushered her inside. "But you must liquify your assests tomorrow, and sell your house and car. You must live with me from now on."

"Oui, Monsieur," Kim said.

"Good. Now get to work. Scrub this place top to bottom, then make dinner."

"Oui, oui."

Kim sexily strutted to where the cleaning supplies were and got to her new job.