Lauren is stopped on her way to the office

Lauren stomped angrily through the store, her fists balled up and her face fuming with rage. How dare those idiots talk to her like that?! Her! She was practically their boss, and they just brushed her off like some stupid kid.

“Well, let’s see how funny they find it when they’re tossed out onto the sidewalk on their sorry butts!” Lauren muttered as she spotted the door that led to the office of her boss, Mrs. Madeline Dubois.

Lauren was just halfway to the door when a hand grabbed her shoulder, making her jump in surprise. Turning around, Lauren groaned as she saw Jamie. Jamie was a typical eighteen-year-old woman who looked like a stereotypical nerd. Dark, round glasses that looked like they were bought at Urkel's garage sale, freckled face, nasally voice, and long brunette hair done up in a ponytail. But most annoying of all, at least to Lauren, was that, despite all that, she had a pair of monster, watermelon sized breasts compared to the measly marshmallows that Lauren had under her padded bra.

“Sorry, Kiddo.” Jamie said with a friendly smile, “That’s only for the grownups that work here.”

Lauren began to fume again. “Kiddo”?! What was going on here?! What kind of stupid joke were these idiots playing on her?!

“I like you suit. Very grown-up.” Jamie said as she reached out and grabbed Lauren’s hand. “Now, how about we go find your mommy, Sweetie? She must be very worried that her little businesswoman ran off to play make believe.”

“Play make believe”? “Sweetie”? “Mommy”?! What was going on here?!

“I’ve got a better idea!” Lauren snapped as she yanked her hand out of Jamie’s grip. “How about you stop messing around, get back to work, and let me talk to Mrs. Dubois before I get your stupid, fat, pasty, nacho chip munching, LARPing, geeky butt fired, you stupid little dweeb?!”